Category: Movies
Vacancy (Antal, 2007)
Contains: a bunch of crappy snuff films, some truly confusing moments.
Cecil B. Demented (Waters, 2000)
Contains: Dark comedy, filthy jokes, guerrilla filmmaking.
Obsession (Barker, 2026)
Contains: Occasionally spoiler-y (spoilers are hidden though) discussion of Curry Barker’s Obsession.
Masters of the Universe (Knight, 2026)
Contains: all the wackiness you could ever want, with a surprising depth you wouldn’t possibly expect.
Anaconda (Gormican, 2025)
Contains: some sort of meta-reboot of the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen about a giant snake (actually, it’s almost certainly not the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen about a giant snake, but we’ll go with it).
A24 partnering with Google in an “AI research partnership” makes me want to vomit
Contains: a rant about AI, and particularly A24’s agreement with Google.
WTF Did I Just Watch? The Ghost (Lo Spettro)
Contains: attempted suicide, completed murder, haunting happenings.
Queens of the Dead (Romero 2025)
Contains: zombie partygoers, zombie drag queens, hatchets, motorscooters, phallic donuts.
Good Boy (Leonberg, 2025)
Contains: one very good boy, emotions (for you, not the dog)










