Category: Movies
Anaconda (Gormican, 2025)
Contains: some sort of meta-reboot of the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen about a giant snake (actually, it’s almost certainly not the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen about a giant snake, but we’ll go with it).
A24 partnering with Google in an “AI research partnership” makes me want to vomit
Contains: a rant about AI, and particularly A24’s agreement with Google.
WTF Did I Just Watch? The Ghost (Lo Spettro)
Contains: attempted suicide, completed murder, haunting happenings.
Queens of the Dead (Romero 2025)
Contains: zombie partygoers, zombie drag queens, hatchets, motorscooters, phallic donuts.
Good Boy (Leonberg, 2025)
Contains: one very good boy, emotions (for you, not the dog)
Deathstalker (2025)
Contains: Pig Face, great effects work, solid acting.
Superman (Gunn, 2025)
Contains: People – some Super, some not so much.
WTF Did I Just Watch? A Minecraft Movie
Contains: Minecraft, too much Jack Black.
WTF Did I Just Watch? Dark Match
Contains: Religiously motivated, extremely violent wrestling????
Sinners (Coogler, 2025)
Contains: vampire meanies, Michael B. Jordan x2, one so-called snake driven out of Ireland (allegedlys).
