Category: Movies

Contains: ballet, interpretive dance, bloodbaths, serious shark mouth.

Contains: Long Legs, psychic powers, murders, dolls.

Contains: my thoughts on Godzilla x Kong, a thoroughly pointless entry in an Americanized franchise I wish would die.

Check out my review of the comedy classic Clifford starring Martin Short, Charles Grodin and Mary Steenburgen. “Don’t reject me, Uncle Martin!”

Contains: shiny trousers, open-handed hitting, bar fighting, weird one-liners.

Contains: demonic possession, David Dastmalchian commanding a whole ass movie, Bohemian Grove and Satanic Panic references galore. Ugh, I also talk about AI…

Contains: body parts, music dorks doing music dork stuff.

Contains: Modern grindhouse gold, quippy insanity.

Contains: Modern grindhouse gold, quippy perfection.

Contains: Slotherhousing.