Category: Reviews

Contains: some sort of meta-reboot of the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen about a giant snake (actually, it’s almost certainly not the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen about a giant snake, but we’ll go with it).

Contains: zombie partygoers, zombie drag queens, hatchets, motorscooters, phallic donuts.

Contains: one very good boy, emotions (for you, not the dog)

Contains: Pig Face, great effects work, solid acting.

Contains: People – some Super, some not so much.

Contains: vampire meanies, Michael B. Jordan x2, one so-called snake driven out of Ireland (allegedlys).

Contains: lots of hair and some blood

Contains: Companion, no spoilers.

Contains: Count Orlok and associates.

Contains: heretical concepts, Mormons