Category: Reviews

Contains: Head ‘splosions, trepanning, psychic biznass.

Contains: psychological abuse, pica, pregnancy, trauma.

Contains: Satanic Panic, poor representation of 80s fashion and design, slasher murders, Johnny Knoxville

Contains: a douchebag in an invisible suit, one bad ass woman who is entirely over his shit.

Contains: Neck-stabbing, people -controlling aliens that look suspiciously like stingrays.

Synopsis: A CIA special forces team are betrayed and left…

Contains: Donald Sutherland being amazing, sadness, red-coated children and bad people, church restoration, some of the most realistic sex you’ll ever see on camera, beautiful shots of Venice.

Contains: face transplant surgery, amazing dialogue, creepy face petting, a weird alternate reality where Nicolas Cage and John Travolta have similar builds.

Contains: that girl from Pretty Little Liars, black goo, wishes gone wrong, Michael Peña talking at a normal speed.

Contains: what ol’ Jack Burton always says, the Pork Chop Express, a reasonable guy, rolling thunder, crashing lightning, a girl with jade green eyes.