Category: Reviews
We Summon the Darkness (2020) directed by Marc Meyers
Contains: Satanic Panic, poor representation of 80s fashion and design, slasher murders, Johnny Knoxville
The Invisible Man, directed by Leigh Whannell (2020)
Contains: a douchebag in an invisible suit, one bad ass woman who is entirely over his shit.
The Puppet Masters (1994) – the alien one
Contains: Neck-stabbing, people -controlling aliens that look suspiciously like stingrays.
The Losers (2010) directed by Sylvain White
Synopsis: A CIA special forces team are betrayed and left…
Don’t Look Now (1973) Criterion Collection
Contains: Donald Sutherland being amazing, sadness, red-coated children and bad people, church restoration, some of the most realistic sex you’ll ever see on camera, beautiful shots of Venice.
Face/Off (1997) directed by John Woo is like a fine wine
Contains: face transplant surgery, amazing dialogue, creepy face petting, a weird alternate reality where Nicolas Cage and John Travolta have similar builds.
Fantasy Island (2020) directed by Jeff Wadlow
Contains: that girl from Pretty Little Liars, black goo, wishes gone wrong, Michael Peña talking at a normal speed.
Big Trouble in Little China Collector’s Edition + Limited Edition Steelbook + Exclusive Poster + Lithograph + Vinyl
Contains: what ol’ Jack Burton always says, the Pork Chop Express, a reasonable guy, rolling thunder, crashing lightning, a girl with jade green eyes.
Ready or Not (2019) directed by Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett
Contains: the uber-wealthy being a bunch of self-important, murderous jerks.
Girl on the Third Floor
Contains: a squishy house, CM Punk playing a total heel.
