Movies 👻 Stranger Sights

Terrible Godzilla x Kong poster featuring Godzilla, Kong, the ghosted letters G and K, and a city skyline.

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Movies WTF Did I Just Watch?

WTF Did I Just Watch? Godzilla x Kong

Contains: my thoughts on Godzilla x Kong, a thoroughly pointless entry in an Americanized franchise I wish would die.

Clifford movie cover on Stranger Sights holo-sticker background.

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Movies WTF Did I Just Watch?

WTF Did I Just Watch: Clifford (1994)

Check out my review of the comedy classic Clifford starring Martin Short, Charles Grodin and Mary Steenburgen. “Don’t reject me, Uncle Martin!”

Jake Gyllenhal sits moodily inside a visibly Floridian outdoor bar. He's wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian print shirt and staring broodingly at the camera. He's got some bloody spots, naturally.

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Movies WTF Did I Just Watch?

WTF Did I Just Watch: Road House (2024)

Contains: shiny trousers, open-handed hitting, bar fighting, weird one-liners.

Late Night with the Devil movie poster features a man's body in a brown 70s-cut suit with flames where his head should be.

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Movies Reviews

Late Night with the Devil (2023)

Contains: demonic possession, David Dastmalchian commanding a whole ass movie, Bohemian Grove and Satanic Panic references galore. Ugh, I also talk about AI…

Destroy All Neighbors features features characters from the film on a dark background.

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Movies WTF Did I Just Watch?

WTF Did I Just Watch: Destroy All Neighbors (2024)

Contains: body parts, music dorks doing music dork stuff.

Freeway 2 original dvd cover features White Girl (Natasha Lyonne) in all black, with bleached blonde hair.

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Grindhouse Roundup Movies

Grindhouse Roundup: Freeway 2 (1999)

Contains: Modern grindhouse gold, quippy insanity.

Freeway original dvd cover features Vanessa and Bob.

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Grindhouse Roundup WTF Did I Just Watch?

Grindhouse Roundup: Freeway (1996)

Contains: Modern grindhouse gold, quippy perfection.

Slotherhouse poster features a sorority house backed by a red sky with sorority girls above it, and a sloth above them doing Mr. Burns' "excellent" hands.

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Movies WTF Did I Just Watch?

WTF Did I Just Watch: Slotherhouse (2023)

Contains: Slotherhousing.

Megalodon complaining about the quality of movies made about it.

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Movies WTF Did I Just Watch?

We Need to Talk About Megalodon Movies

Contains: my thoughts on Megalodon movies, and what I wouldn’t give for one that doesn’t at least sort of suck.

Dark image of the mast of the Demeter, with batty Dracula at the prow.

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Movies Reviews

Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)

Contains: a purported “megabat,” obscure Dracula story speculation, cool death stuff happening to old-timey folks crammed together on a creaky wooden ship.