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Heretic movie poster on Stranger Sights holo-sticker background with Horror sticker.
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Heretic (2024)

November 20, 2024

Contains: heretical concepts, Mormons

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice poster on Stranger Sights holo sticker background with Comedy VHS label
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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (Burton, 2024)

October 30, 2024

Contains: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

The Substance movie poster on Stranger Sights holosticker background with Staff Pick and Horror stickers.
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The Substance (Fargeat, 2024)

October 16, 2024

Contains: The Substance.

Ryan Gosling in a camera crane seat with explosion in the background
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The Fall Guy: Extended Cut (2024)

October 9, 2024

Contains: a Fall Guy who has a fall.

Wolverine attacks Deadpool on white background. Placed on Stranger Sights holo sticker with Comedy and Action vhs stickers.
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Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)

September 4, 2024

Contains: Deadpool. And Wolverine.

A young girl sits in a bejewelled white tutu splattered with blood. On Stranger Sights holo sticker background with Horror vhs sticker.
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Abigail (2024)

August 21, 2024

Contains: ballet, interpretive dance, bloodbaths, serious shark mouth.

Longlegs movie poster features Maika Monroe in 3/4 profile with her hand over her mouth in terror and her right hand on her holstered gun. On Stranger Sights holo sticker with Staff Pick and Thriller VHS stickers
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Longlegs, Oz Perkins (2024)

August 7, 2024

Contains: Long Legs, psychic powers, murders, dolls.

Terrible Godzilla x Kong poster featuring Godzilla, Kong, the ghosted letters G and K, and a city skyline.
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WTF Did I Just Watch? Godzilla x Kong

July 17, 2024

Contains: my thoughts on Godzilla x Kong, a thoroughly pointless entry in an Americanized franchise I wish would die.

Clifford movie cover on Stranger Sights holo-sticker background.
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WTF Did I Just Watch: Clifford (1994)

April 24, 2024

Check out my review of the comedy classic Clifford starring Martin Short, Charles Grodin and Mary Steenburgen. “Don’t reject me, Uncle Martin!”

Jake Gyllenhal sits moodily inside a visibly Floridian outdoor bar. He's wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian print shirt and staring broodingly at the camera. He's got some bloody spots, naturally.
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WTF Did I Just Watch: Road House (2024)

April 10, 2024

Contains: shiny trousers, open-handed hitting, bar fighting, weird one-liners.