Tag: Daniela Melchior

Contains: some sort of meta-reboot of the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen about a giant snake (actually, it’s almost certainly not the dumbest movie you’ve ever seen about a giant snake, but we’ll go with it).

Contains: shiny trousers, open-handed hitting, bar fighting, weird one-liners.

Contains: off the wall action comedy fun times. NO SPOILERS HEEERE. Zero. Seriously though – none.