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Terrible Godzilla x Kong poster featuring Godzilla, Kong, the ghosted letters G and K, and a city skyline.
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WTF Did I Just Watch? Godzilla x Kong

Contains: my thoughts on Godzilla x Kong, a thoroughly pointless entry in an Americanized franchise I wish would die.

Clifford movie cover on Stranger Sights holo-sticker background.
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WTF Did I Just Watch: Clifford (1994)

Check out my review of the comedy classic Clifford starring Martin Short, Charles Grodin and Mary Steenburgen. “Don’t reject me, Uncle Martin!”

Jake Gyllenhal sits moodily inside a visibly Floridian outdoor bar. He's wearing an unbuttoned Hawaiian print shirt and staring broodingly at the camera. He's got some bloody spots, naturally.
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WTF Did I Just Watch: Road House (2024)

Contains: shiny trousers, open-handed hitting, bar fighting, weird one-liners.

Destroy All Neighbors features features characters from the film on a dark background.
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WTF Did I Just Watch: Destroy All Neighbors (2024)

Contains: body parts, music dorks doing music dork stuff.

Freeway 2 original dvd cover features White Girl (Natasha Lyonne) in all black, with bleached blonde hair.
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Grindhouse Roundup: Freeway 2 (1999)

Contains: Modern grindhouse gold, quippy insanity.

Freeway original dvd cover features Vanessa and Bob.
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Grindhouse Roundup: Freeway (1996)

Contains: Modern grindhouse gold, quippy perfection.

Slotherhouse poster features a sorority house backed by a red sky with sorority girls above it, and a sloth above them doing Mr. Burns' "excellent" hands.
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WTF Did I Just Watch: Slotherhouse (2023)

Contains: Slotherhousing.

Megalodon complaining about the quality of movies made about it.
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We Need to Talk About Megalodon Movies

Contains: my thoughts on Megalodon movies, and what I wouldn’t give for one that doesn’t at least sort of suck.

Aquaslash
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WTF Did I Just Watch: Aquaslash (2019)

Contains: Murder at a waterpark

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What Lies Below (2020)

Synopsis: What Lies Below centers on Libby, a 16 year-old…